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Today was Maths paper 1 and 2 . It was diificult . There is 2 question in paper 2 which i didn answer it . T.T . But no matter what , hope it will pass . ;D . Then after exam , head-ed straight home . Noone was at home . Lonely . D; . But it okay . Chang-ed to my home clothes and on lappy . And audition but end-ed sever maintainer . WTF . -.- . have to wait till 1 pm . Finally can play . Play-ed with Tian Xin . ;D . Then i have to eat . Finally my lunch is back . Cause mom 1 pm finish-ed work and she came back at 2.15 pm with my lunch and new phone . The lunch was mine but not the phone . Sad-ed uhs . Nevermind . Anyway i also don't want change phone . Have my lunch and play audition for awhile before i go to my dream land . Leaving my character afk-ing in audition . ;D . Slept till 7 plus pm ? I don't know . And audition . Play-ed with my couple aka small kid . Then have my dinner . My dinner was just 2 stick of sotong from Old chang kee [ don't know how to spell ] . -.- . Then continue audition . Mom and second sister came home . Second sister came home with new phone too . This make me more want-ing a new phone . _l_ Then help-ed mom to tranfer all her song to the new phone . Her phone is 8 gb . She keep showing off to me . -.- . WTH ~ . And now i'm here to blog . ;D . In the morning i recieve a msg . It was quite funny . So i want to share it with all of you . ;D .

一小学老师在和学生解释‘乳’字的含义:乳即是小的意思。如乳鸽,乳猪等。并要求小明造句。
小明:因为现在房价太高了所以我家只买得起50平方米的乳房 。
老师说再造一个。
小明:我年纪太小,连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去。 老师叫他再造一个 。
小明:老师我真的想不出来了。我的乳头都快想破了。

Done . ;D . Bye .

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